I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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