You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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