Who did Billy Mays play for?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
