Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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