You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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