I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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