Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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