she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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