Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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