This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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