she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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