her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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