you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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