big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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