at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
There's always time for handjobs
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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