He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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