Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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