yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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