Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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