Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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