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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.

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• (408): View more from California

  Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...

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  I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls

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  Dude, they all thought you were gay.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I believe in your delicious

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