It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess