Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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