Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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