just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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