Can Purell be used as lube?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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