She's JV to your varsity
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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