I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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