i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
there was a trapeze. enough said
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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