Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
birth control should be required to get into college
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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