Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
