we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
ttyl tear gas
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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