Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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