I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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