You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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