I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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