508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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