oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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