You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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