Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
