It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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