Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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