Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
God I need to hump something, right now.
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