just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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