he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
