Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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