I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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