the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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