Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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