i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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