im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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