so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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