But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead