After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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