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  does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar

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• (858): View more from California

  Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!

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• (607): View more from New York

  So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.

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  These are the moments that bond souls forever.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...

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• (585): View more from New York

  Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.

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