Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(831): View more from California

'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason

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(618): View more from Illinois

Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.

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(718): View more from New York

If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?

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(630): View more from Illinois

don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder

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(914): View more from New York

You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.

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(630): View more from Illinois

At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us

(847): View more from Illinois

You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?

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(330): View more from Ohio

Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.

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