y did u give ur computer a hand job?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....