So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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