We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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