But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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