i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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