Why does Corona taste like a burp?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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