Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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